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The Secret Menu

Curated concoctions for the discerning palate.

Cocktails

Frozen = $2 extra

Raspberry Daiquiri

Rum

Frozen +$2

$12

Ingredients:

  • White Rum
  • Raspberry Liqueur
  • Lime Juice

Mango Daiquiri

Rum

Frozen +$2

$12

Ingredients:

  • White Rum
  • Mango Puree
  • Lime Juice

Cadillac Margarita

Tequila

Frozen +$2

$20

Ingredients:

  • Patron
  • Grand Marnier
  • Lime Juice

Fuzzy Navel

Liqueur

$8

Ingredients:

  • Peach Schnapps
  • Orange Juice

Proper Sex on the Beach

Vodka

$9

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Peach Schnapps
  • Orange Juice
  • Cranberry Juice
  • Raspberry Liqueur

Panty Dropper

Vodka

$9

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Peach Schnapps
  • Cranberry Juice

Wet Pussy

Vodka

$9

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Peach Schnapps
  • Cranberry Juice
  • Lime Juice

Peachy Screamer

Vodka

Frozen +$2

$13

Ingredients:

  • Peach Schnapps
  • Vodka
  • Pineapple Juice

Cherry Popper

Liqueur

$8

Ingredients:

  • Amaretto
  • Grenadine
  • Orange Juice

Melon Ball

Vodka

$10

Ingredients:

  • Midori
  • Vodka
  • Orange Juice

Slow Comfortable Screw

Vodka

$10

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Southern Comfort
  • Orange Juice

Espresso Martini

Vodka

$12

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Espresso
  • Coffee Liqueur

Big Fuck Off Espresso Martini

Vodka

$14

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • 2 shots of Espresso
  • Coffee Liqueur
  • Amaretto

Milk of the Titties of the Great Magic Deer

Liqueur

$15

Ingredients:

  • Kahlúa
  • Vodka
  • Irish Cream
  • Baileys

Bloody Moosehead

Vodka

$15

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Clamato
  • Lime
  • Worcestershire Sauce
  • Tabasco
  • Moosehead Lager

Deer Puke Magick

Liqueur

$10

Ingredients:

  • Jägermeister
  • Soda
  • Dry Ice

Surfer on Acid

Liqueur

$11

Ingredients:

  • Jägermeister
  • Malibu Rum
  • Pineapple Juice

Dark'n'Stormy

Rum

$14

Ingredients:

  • Dark Rum
  • Ginger Kombucha
  • Lime Juice

Mai Tai

Rum

$13

Ingredients:

  • White Rum
  • Dark Rum
  • Lime Juice
  • Orange Curaçao
  • Orgeat Syrup

Piña Colada

Rum

Frozen +$2

$12

Ingredients:

  • White Rum
  • Coconut Cream
  • Pineapple Juice

Blue Margarita

Tequila

Frozen +$2

$11

Ingredients:

  • Tequila
  • Blue Curaçao
  • Lime Juice

Bang Bang

Tequila

$12

Ingredients:

  • Tequila
  • Lime Juice
  • Ginger Kombucha

Pink Lady

Gin

$11

Ingredients:

  • Gin
  • Grenadine
  • Cream

Blueberry Bramble

Gin

$13

Ingredients:

  • Gin
  • Lemon Juice
  • Blueberries

G-unit Sangria

Vodka

$45

Ingredients:

  • 4 shots of Vodka
  • ½ bottle of White Wine
  • Pineapple Juice
  • Lime Soda

Shooters

All Shooters $7 (or 4 for $20, 10 for $40)

Lemon Drop

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Lemon Juice
  • Sugar

Slippery Nipple

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Sambuca
  • Baileys
  • Grenadine

Cunnilingus

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Whipped Cream
  • Kahlúa
  • Baileys

Blowjob

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Baileys
  • Kahlúa
  • Whipped Cream

Irish Flag

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Creme de Menthe
  • Baileys
  • Grand Marnier

Alien Brain Hemorrhage

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Peach Schnapps
  • Baileys
  • Grenadine
  • Blue Curaçao

Pornstar

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Passion Fruit Liqueur
  • Vodka
  • Lime Juice

Sex on Acid

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Jägermeister
  • Peach Schnapps
  • Cranberry Juice

Grasshopper

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Creme de Menthe
  • Creme de Cacao
  • Cream

B-52

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Kahlúa
  • Baileys
  • Grand Marnier

Kamikaze

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Triple Sec
  • Lime Juice

Baby Guinness

Shooter

$7

Ingredients:

  • Coffee Liqueur
  • Irish Cream

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